This topic is actually as funny as the write up itself.Nawa ooo….nothing somebori(somebody)will not hear in this world.Follow me hear my story and be the judge of this case oo.
It was a monday,a normal routine monday.I hate routine life,oh God!it bores me to pieces and unfortunately,I can’t remember leaving differently.so am done with the chores ,chilling on my bed trying to study and here comes Esther my neighbour!thank God for this my new
neighbour with whom i can relate with.we are so alike,like in the weird zone and African lovers and writers and weirder personality.The only difference is that at least she is free to leave her world and am so not and this gets me jealous in a good way though.
So here she is in my room and we gisted(wrong english i know)and then she reminded me of going to yaba to buy jewelries with her,of which i promised her earlier.She then said the words i needed in my life…..we could go see a movie together after the market!!!!!!I needed to hear these words in my life….na you sabi if its a normal thing,to me its not!I,have never seen a movie,this is some transformation happening in my life,of which am grateful for…yay! some random day with effect!
We didn’t get to see the movie again,we got to the mall late and waiting to see the next movie which is around 7pm will be death sentence for me at home(you already met madam in THIS HE!).so we did some shopping and left for home.The traffic was traffical,so we got home by 8.45.
AT HOME………….
This gist requires not to be told in the passive voice…..
……….knock,knock….that’s me,madam opened the door.She just got in from work.
Are you just coming back,yes ma!From where?,I went to Silverbird cinema in Ikeja with Esther,we went to see a movie.
What!Is there silverbird in Ikeja,yes ma,in shoprite
And you are just coming back by this time,how dare you go to the cinema.Is it your mother or your father that thought you how to go to
the cinema?Don’t you know where you are coming from?Must you go around with Esther and you coming back by this time!
Is this your school you should be thinking about!and forget all frivolities that are unnecessary.At this age(20)you shouldn’t be thinking of the cinema………..
A whole lot of things were said joor and finally i went in with the snack i bought to at least enjoy with myself and be happy i did something extraordinary,and she marched in again,demanding to know what am carrying in my bag and who bought it….potato chips and drink,Esther gave me(esther didn’t give me oo,she is not mother Christmas nah!)She asked me to go to the kitchen and find something to do,which I did.
In the kitchen,it started all over again and thats where i heard the most hilarious thing that got my spirit ROTFL,I dare not Lol!ok now here’s it….that going to the cinema is a sign of waywardness and that i go out to where ever i choose and come back to give them story.The one that got me cracked up the most was the part where she said that “if i am a man and i ask you out to the cinema or meet you there,I would never marry you cos I know you are a loose girl already“OMG!what so ever makes a woman in her early forties to sound as if she migrated from outtaspace is serious!then,she said I should chill(my words,she would never use that)till am married and if my husband chooses i can leave however i like.we could club together,live in the cinema and then it would be allowed,then am like(in my mind oo)i will also wait to be married before i take my first breath!
Quite some day,man!I slept but woke up to another bout of preaching from the Oga of the house in the morning,in fact with the presence of a panel!
The funny thing is that I actually told him before I left the house,but since he was sleeping like a locozuna(),which he does always(don’t pray to get anybody like that!)he didn’t hear me which worked to my advantage sha!
So my guys,will you still marry a cinema girl like me or does random girls who just love the feel of life and the weirdness of it not get married,#theweirdgirldiary2….make sure you read #thishe! On the blog
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